Christmas season comes with a lot of familiar things: parties, gifts, travel, holiday movies and music…and cookies…LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.
I think we’re all going to be dreaming of sprinkles for the next three months because we’re cramming so many of these babies in our mouths right now…
Let’s take a look at the tweets.
1. That’s why.
5-year-old: We have to eat all the Christmas cookies.
Me: Why?
5: So Mom makes more Christmas cookies.
Me: *starts eating all the cookies*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 21, 2017
2. A perfect plan.
https://twitter.com/chelseanachman/status/547944072049332225?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E547944072049332225&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
3. A precarious game.
My mouth is playing a losing game of Just The Tip with this Christmas tree cookie.
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) December 23, 2013
4. It’s gonna get ugly.
You think you cringed watching your kids decorate the Christmas tree? Wait until they help bake cookies. 😬😬😬
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 8, 2018
5. You do you.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/803333297438916608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E803333297438916608&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
6. Good job!
Me: what was your favorite part of our Christmas party? Friends? Staying up late? Knowing Christmas is soon?
5: nobody knew how many cookies I took from the table. I must have had 20.
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) December 17, 2017
7. No self-control.
Me: I always get sick just before Christmas.
Him: Do you get flu shots?
Me: Why? Would they stop me from over-eating Christmas cookies?
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) December 22, 2015
8. Why am I doing this?
Baking Christmas cookies with your kids is a great way to question all of your life choices.
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) December 12, 2016
9. Santa’s in for a surprise.
If all the Christmas cookies turn out like the ones my kids just made we may have to leave Santa fortune cookies.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 8, 2019
10. Explain that one.
https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/1198441409788948480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1198441409788948480&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
11. You ARE an all star!
https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/1077592721752289282?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1077592721752289282&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
12. They’re long gone.
That moment when you finally finish the last batch of rolled Christmas cookies and your kids lost interest 40 mins ago.
— Jenna Fischer (@jennafischer) December 21, 2016
13. A long process.
"Ugh! Why do Christmas cookies take so long to make?"
-me, while placing break-n-bake dough on the cookie sheets
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 22, 2016
14. You must finish the job.
https://twitter.com/nicolesjchung/status/547246900387524608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E547246900387524608&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
15. Tips from Mom.
https://twitter.com/eveewing/status/680142674918268929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E680142674918268929&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fchristmas-cookies-tweets-funny_l_5ddcb20be4b0913e6f724ac4
Do you tend to go overboard on the cookies around this time of year?
Don’t feel bad about it! We do it, too!