Trader Joe’s is not just a grocery store. IT’S A WAY OF LIFE. Okay?

And, if we’re being honest, I’m a member of this tribe. I try to avoid it during busy hours, but I do like a lot of the stuff you can get at Trader Joe’s.

Two-Buck Chuck wine? C’mon…it’s pretty hard to beat. Oh, and I’m a big fan of their various cookies.

Are you with me?!?! Let’s get started!

1. It really is a maze.

2. Now there’s an idea…

3. Good move.

https://twitter.com/ellatweetedthis/status/935309360435290112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E935309360435290112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7

4. Might end up spending $500.

5. Definitely not a bike or a canoe.

https://twitter.com/smickable/status/751600927635673089?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E751600927635673089&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7

6. Big rivalry.

7. You gotta be aggressive in there.

https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1065268186050777088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1065268186050777088&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7

8. That’s my game plan.

9. They are deeeeeeep.

10. Too bad you’re wrong.

https://twitter.com/bourgeoisalien/status/532872518466801664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E532872518466801664&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7

11. You made it!

https://twitter.com/twelveoclocke/status/930474960040157190?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E930474960040157190&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftrader-joes-funny-tweets_n_5c1412d9e4b05d7e5d81efc7

12. Kind of like the apocalypse.

13. Zing!

14. You did nothing wrong.

15. We’re all in love with the Trader Joe’s cashiers.

Are you a member of the Trader Joe’s cult…I mean, faithful?

Let us know in the comments!