Let’s face it, in the age of Internet dating (which is basically like being set up on an endless series of blind dates, but instead of a trusted friend as the go-between, we’re trusting computer algorithms), you’re going to need a good reason to split once in a while.

Yes, I’m being generous.

So here you go –  keep this list in your phone. Or, if you’re not into crib notes, just memorize a few.

You’ll thank me later.

20. The grass is always greener and all that

19. That should do it

18. What if they didn’t even care? LOL.

17. I have a lot of questions…

16. No one likes an early finisher

15. If someone said this to me it would make me want to date them MORE. Lol.

14. “Would you like to meet them?”

13. I feel like this would just turn some people on

12. People do love their hashtag game!

11. Now that’s a slap in the face

10. This is a ripoff of a Seinfeld joke, but it’s still funny

9. Pretty sure Bette Davis used this one already

8. Short and impossible to argue with – 10/10

7. Definitely a little too much for a first date

6. There’s always gotta be one…

5. Points

4. I imagine the other person’s chair spinning like in a cartoon when they run away

3. I’m guessing this probably happens fairly often

2. IDK, he might not get the message?

1. This one is my personal favorite

h/t: Distractify

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