Man, I wish these were real albums that were about to drop. I would gladly make my way to the local record store and purchase all of them.

Because the covers look that good. Get a load of these things.

1. They look serious

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2. Emo. Definitely an emo album.

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3. More emo

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4. I’m thinking hip hop

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5. Norwegian death metal

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6. Folk/country

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7. Sensitive singer/songwriter

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8. Polka

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9. A new boy band

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10. Gangster rap

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11. Sonny & Cher-esque

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12. Nu Metal

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13. Your guess is as good as mine

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14. Introspective solo artist

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15. METAL

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16. Dance-y techno

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17. Alt country

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18. Hardcore punk

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19. The new version of The Village People?

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20. Oh, that’s a rap group

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How much money are you willing to spend on these?