I’ve never been a real estate agent. But I’d imagine one of the hardest parts of the gig is selling a house that still has the previous owner’s stuff in it–especially when that owner’s sense of style is, to put it charitably, questionable. It’s gotta be tough convincing a prospective buyer to picture themselves in a home covered in nude clown wallpaper or “Crime Scene: Do Not Cross” tape.
Today we’ve got a selection of photos taken by real estate agents that were intended to showcase a home, but fell short. Far short. By the end you’ll be amazed anyone ever sold a house at all.
1. Which wine pairs best with taking a dump?
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2. The dining room is great, if you don’t mind the memorial to a clown who was murdered.
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3. A good realtor can spin a flaw into a feature. Even demon possession.
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4. She comes with the house. Non-negotiable.
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5. This was the last year deer hunters were allowed to use a machine gun.
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6. Ah, the classic sink-ashtray combo.
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7. “They’ll never notice.”
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-15.jpg)
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8. I’ve always wanted waterfront property.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-8.jpg)
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9. “Before we moved in, it was so difficult getting the whole family to spend time together.”
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10. Granddad had three interests: horses, ships, and tetanus.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-12.jpg)
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11. “Um, the previous owner had a dog. Who could walk on the walls. That’s definitely not black mold.”
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-16.jpg)
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12. I wonder what this place smells like.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-14-at-5.12.09-PM.jpg)
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13. Nothing ties a room together like a 900lb boulder.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-17.jpg)
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14. That’ll lower the asking price.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-18.jpg)
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15. And finally, no house is complete without a dick-ture window.
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/real-4.jpg)
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