If you’re still thinking about having kids…these tweets might just change your mind…
Sure, they are tons of fun and everyone says you don’t know what you’re missing until you have children, but still…they’re not for everyone…
Let’s see what these folks had to say…you might just be discouraged.
1. It was an accident.
My son just “accidentally” dumped an entire bottle of salad dressing over his head so that’s how my night is going.
— Niki Lenz (@NikiRLenz) October 1, 2018
2. You have a monster on your hands…
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
3. Now apologize to ME.
Toddler accidentally hits me in the face with a book.
Me: "Oof, that hurt a bit. Can you say sorry?"
Her: "Sorry, book."— Martha Hampson (@marthie) August 9, 2019
4. Stuff like this…
https://twitter.com/HoodiePanda/status/645373737496387584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E645373737496387584&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-about-having-kids_l_5e347ea6c5b6f26233290d66
5. Who’s in charge here?
Toddler "accidentally" dropped her bowl of cereal. As I shamefully bow down to my knees and wipe up her mess, the toddler looks at me, picks up the bowl, with a flick of the wrist spills the remains. She does this every once in a while to let me know she's still in charge.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 6, 2018
6. Got a bruiser on your hands.
My toddler accidentally punched me in the eye but then cuz I cried out in pain she thought it would be fun to intentionally punch me in the other eye and so I’m cancelling today’s parenting plans.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 6, 2019
7. I see why.
https://twitter.com/teonamichelle4/status/1054861721712685057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1054861721712685057&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-about-having-kids_l_5e347ea6c5b6f26233290d66
8. I’m gonna be sick.
ask me again why I don't want kids pic.twitter.com/YOIuAo4XHG
— badly-drawn barbenheimer 🤯 (@soapachu) July 28, 2018
9. Not an easy task.
https://twitter.com/QTremendo/status/1221315790470832128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1221315790470832128&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-about-having-kids_l_5e347ea6c5b6f26233290d66
10. How cute!
My daughter just accidentally dropped her snotty tissue into my coffee and if that’s not a metaphor for parenting I don’t know what is.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) January 9, 2020
11. Without warning.
Toddlers are savage af. When 3 is done talking to her grandparents she doesnt say bye.
No warning, just "alexa, hang up"
— SEE MY NEW ACCOUNT @kellyohlert (@Kelly_Ohlert) February 12, 2019
12. You ungrateful little…
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
Me: Yep
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
13. All fixed now…
https://twitter.com/ReasonsMySonCry/status/525445797731901441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E525445797731901441&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ftweets-about-having-kids_l_5e347ea6c5b6f26233290d66
14. This clinched it for her.
12 year old I babysit just poured chocolate milk on my head b/c I wouldn't let her eat jellybeans for lunch. Never having kids.
— Anne Marie Miller (@atmiller94) June 2, 2014
15. That’s a bummer.
Kids are evil. pic.twitter.com/UFqLuKMvub
— Scott Snyder (@Ssnyder1835) May 12, 2018
Well, I’m convinced! You don’t need to tell me anything else!
What about you? Do you have kids? Are you totally against having kids? Still on the fence?
Tell us all about it in the comments!