Full disclosure: I am not a woman. BUT, I have two sisters, a mother, and I have a lot of women friends, so I’m here to say I can appreciate your struggles and your sense of humor.
But, at the end of the day, these tweets are for you, the females out there.
Enjoy these astute observations from the ladies of Twitter.
1. Why is it always this way?
i’m just a hot girl, standing in front of a poorly dressed, objectively unattractive guy, telling him it’s fine if he doesn’t want a relationship, but could he maybe text me more consistently? he says no.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) January 28, 2020
2. Thanks a lot.
Whenever someone’s like “I saw someone who looks like you!” and the picture they show you is like pic.twitter.com/j3fe0WBnAJ
— Molly Mulshine (@mollymulshine) January 29, 2020
3. A total fantasy.
So much television is about the fantasy that men listen when women talk to them
— sarah miller (@sarahlovescali) January 24, 2020
4. Like an animal.
being into straight men is surreal. one time a few years ago I had a guy over for dinner and he asked to help cook so I told him to halve the cauliflower and when I looked over he was literally trying to rip it apart. with his bare hands. most insane thing I've ever witnessed
— sloane (sipihkopiyesis) (@cottoncandaddy) January 14, 2020
5. Bull in a china shop.
be honest lads why r u all actually like this pic.twitter.com/nFWuswe39r
— court (@courtneyputtock) January 23, 2020
6. He totally gets it.
my sister in law got a package of 96 diapers at her baby shower and my brother said “oh awesome that’s 96 days worth of diapers”
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) January 18, 2020
7. The worst place to be in.
Mom can you come pick me up I’m catching feelings for a boy and he left me on read since midnight so I’m laying in bed imagining him with another girl until it ruins my day
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) January 19, 2020
8. Maybe you should listen?
guys: women are a mystery.
women: Here is what we-
guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT?
women: well for start-
guys: Guess we'll never know!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) December 4, 2015
9. Squinting hard.
*squints at Polaroid to see what the shirt looks like* pic.twitter.com/0KnmmYtYdr
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 23, 2020
10. Kind of pointless.
On Friday, at ten to midnight, I received these messages from a man who ghosted me SEVEN months ago. “It was great to meet,” what, in JUNE 2019? pic.twitter.com/xZCvolcKFQ
— Olivia Foster (@Livsdarling) January 27, 2020
11. Imagine that.
Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out on day one of your first holiday that they pay to have their bag wrapped in plastic
— Bella Mackie (@bellamackie) January 26, 2020
12. What a drag.
my boyfriend is ABSOLUTELY REFUSING to do this sex position where he sits at the piano and plays a song about me and i lie on the bed and shed a single perfect tear
— cam spence (@CamGurrrl) January 26, 2020
LOLOLOLOLz for DAYYYYYYYYz, right?
All the ladies out there, what do you think?
Are these tweets pretty accurate? Let us know in the comments!