Kids say the darndest things, don’t they?
And those things are often confusing, weird, mindblowing, and downright hilarious.
Don’t you sometimes wish we could borrow a kid’s brain like maybe once a month just to remember what having those thoughts and feelings was like?
I know I do!
People took to Twitter to share the funny and bizarre things that their kids have named random things and we are huge fans of the results.
Let’s take a look.
1. I like this!
Let’s go to the person garden…has a nice ring to it.
My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she thinks is happening there.
— Broken Puppet 🏡☕ (@java_assassin) June 18, 2020
2. I kind of like that better.
Welcome to America!
My kid just called the statue of liberty the statue of puberty, and this is the content I signed up for when becoming a parent.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 20, 2020
3. Is that a threat?
You might just want to do what he says…
My son calls Toys R Us "Toys Or Else"
— Defund The Police (@ElitatheLibra) November 4, 2012
4. Get rid of the hippies!
The hippos, I meant…
My four-year-old daughter calls hippos "hippies." We think this is great, especially when she talks about crocodiles eating them.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 18, 2011
5. He’s a genius.
No doubt about it.
My son calls pudding "chocolate jello" and I'm not sure if he's an idiot or a genius.
— The Dad (@thedad) January 8, 2016
6. I’m going to start using this NOW.
Bring on the bonus round!
My son calls dessert his "bonus round" and I think we should all follow his lead.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 30, 2017
7. Finger skaters.
What's cuter? The ice dancers or the fact that my son calls them 'finger skaters?'
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 9, 2014
8. This is incredible.
We all need to start using this immediately.
My daughter calls corn on the cob holders “corn chargers” and I think we should just let 2 year olds name everything from now on.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 27, 2018
9. I’m a fan of this.
It’s very distinguished.
My 3-year-old calls my gray hairs "wizard hair."
I'm not getting older.
Just more powerful.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 27, 2017
10. From now on…
These will be known as cake bagels!
This morning my three-year-old called a doughnut a cake bagel so that’s what they’re called from now on.
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) February 9, 2020
11. That is…odd…
But just go with it!
*dying laughing* My daughter…calls…her thighs….LEG HOLDERS.
— Shannon Lin (@mrslin) July 9, 2010
12. Let’s all go to the crap store!
He’s definitely not wrong.
My four-year-old son calls the craft store "the crap store." I don't correct him. He's right either way.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 25, 2016
13. They’re all naked without their leaves.
Makes sense to me.
My son calls winter trees "naked trees."
— Emily McCombs (@msemilymccombs) December 24, 2016
14. Oh, please…
This is hilarious.
My son calls them "please cars" because any time I speed past a cop he hears me mutter "please don't pull me over!"
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 29, 2018
15. Let us now have the snack chicken.
Yet another one you should start using!
My son calls chicken nuggets "snack chicken" and I think it's high time we all do too.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 7, 2016
I told you that they say the darndest things!
Now it’s your turn!
In the comments, please share some of the hilarious things that your kids have said lately.
Thanks in advance!