Like all dating apps and websites, Tinder is a hive of scum and creepery. It’s not uncommon to make a match with someone, and start receiving NSFW message or even pictures within seconds. If you get past the creeps and find someone who’s generally decent, you’re still on the Internet equivalent of a blind date, with uncomfortable pauses, botched jokes, and a palpable lack of chemistry. Basically, if humans could only find mates through Tinder, the future of our species would be doomed.
BUT! Every once in a while, a witty individual rises above the fray and says something on Tinder that’s actually funny. I know, I know, it sounds like an urban legend, but it really does happen, and to prove it, you can check out these 15 funny Tinder exchanges below.
1. These two were meant to be together.
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2. No fair using a time machine.
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3. Aaaand you blew it.
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4. If you’re gonna be dirty, you better also be witty.
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5. Playing the (extremely) long game.
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6. The J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E. System
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7. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
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8. The man who’s literally never heard a song before.
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9. Go ahead and skip to the front of the line.
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10. Desperate? No, why do you ask?
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11. Choose wisely.
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12. Is there anything emojis can’t do?
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13. From Russia, with love.
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14. The ol’ bait and switch.
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15. Mr. and Mrs. Minimalist
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