I’m sure this will not come as a surprise, but there are a TON of funny women out there. And they routinely rip it up on Twitter with their hilarious jokes, as you are about to witness shortly.

Be prepared to laugh, cry, and then laugh all over again, okay?


1. You know, the normal stuff.

2. A totally new situation.

3. Don’t do it!

4. That’s all it takes.

5. Why do you think I’m on here?

6. Let’s redistribute that.

7. There are quite a few out there…

8. It is kind of out of control.

9. This is so good.

10. That’s quite a counterpoint.

11. Sounds like a win/win.

12. Which one do you prefer?

13. Sounds like a plan!

14. They’re OBSESSED.

15. Hopefully, this does not come true.

Like I said, hilarious women. No doubt about that.