Ever been in love? Ever been in love until you realize one day you’re dating a complete moron? Then you’re not so in love anymore? I mean, it can be satisfying to date someone who is dumber than you (so you can feel superior), but it’s also kind of embarrassing.
Take a look at these 15 stories from people who share exactly when they realized they were dating an idiot.
1. A present from the cat
2. Pistachio Shells
4. “Not everyone went to college.”
5. I told my boyfriend I didn’t feel good and asked him to pick up a thermometer.
6. My girlfriend asked what “No” on this switch meant.
7. I asked my wife to bring me my shoes. She said, “the Opaads?”
8. How my wife unpacked the new cable.
9. So Real
10. A modern-day Magellan
11. My husband asked my gynecologist if he was a Texas Longhorns fan.
12. Breast Feeding
13. Well, is it?
15. I am 5’1″. I asked my 6’2″ husband to hang a mirror for me.
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