15 Objects That Look Way Too Much Like Schlongs

Jim Rowley

7 years ago

There’s no getting around it: some things look like penises. Sometimes it feels like the hardest (sorry) part of being an adult is pretending that huge mushroom you found in the forest doesn’t look like a penis, when clearly it does and everyone knows it. I wish they’d warned us about this in school.

But today, you don’t have to pretend! We’ve got a selection of objects that look so much like penises you might think they are penises, and we encourage you to giggle like the middle schooler you once were. If you can’t get enough dick doppelgangers from this article, make sure you check out our article about animals that look like dongs. And if you STILL can’t get enough, you can head over to r/mildlypenis, the subreddit where these were first posted. It has over 140,000 subscribers who are just as immature as you are.

Your inner twelve-year-old is going to have a field day with this one.