Kids are funny, but for my money, kids are the funniest when they’re not even trying to be. There are many different flavors of this type of hilarity. Kids are honest, which means they tend to say outrageously blunt things. Kids are still learning how the world works, and they often ignore the rules of etiquette and behavior that us boring adults have to follow. And when they’re being creative, their fertile imaginations allow them to come up with off-the-wall stuff.
Here are 15 kids who don’t even know how funny they are. (via Bored Panda)
1. Savage.
2. Clorox can read minds.
*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn’t open.
Me : Oh it’s coz it has a child safety lock. Children can’t open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child????
— Julz (@azedi) November 27, 2018
3. “My daughter’s costume perfectly captures her personality.”
4. “My daughter’s reaction to holding her new baby sister. Much heavier than the dolls she practiced on!”
5. “My little sister was invited to a princess party, but she wanted to be a puppy.”
6. History trivia: there’s actually no evidence that Getty Images really chopped down a cherry tree.
7. “My two-year-old drew a pillow in chalk and lay down for a nap.”
8. Watching your little sister is serious business.
9. He’s already swearing at a fourth grade level.
10. Cousin It!
Dear girlfriends and wives, pls hang ur wigs where the kids can’t reach….
I nearly collapsed last night in my own house…..I thought it was Amardiorha pic.twitter.com/NNXOhuDkPg
— Ashola Ilie (@adex0057) April 5, 2019
11. You’re not the only one, kiddo.
12. “My daughter looks like a mom that regrets all her life decisions.”
13. “My daughter looks like she just destroyed a Sith army.”
14. “I asked for art for my new apartment. My nieces made me a painting, using only their butt cheeks.”
15. My six-year-old drew a picture of our snorkeling trip.
h/t: Bored Panda