The calendar might have turned to September, but you’d never know it based on the weather. Just look at today’s temperature map of the United States:
Those might be fall colors, but those are unacceptable fall temperatures. It’s 87 degrees in Vermont. Vermont, for crying out loud!
Summer doesn’t officially end until September 23rd, which gives us 20 more days of bug bites and swampy nether regions. That’s almost three weeks until the leaves change. Three weeks until you can wear a sweater in public without suffering heat stroke. Three weeks until your local drug store carries pumpkin spiced toilet paper.
If you’re like me, you can’t wait that long, and autumn needs to happen yesterday. And luckily for us, we’re not alone! Below you can check out 15 memes for people who can’t wait for the days to get a little shorter and colder.
1. Fall doesn’t begin without fall starter pack.
2. It’s never too early to get into the Halloween spirit.
3. When you just can’t wait for sweater weather to start.
4. Some people get sad that summer is ending. Not us.
5. When you start hankering for horror.
6. You might suddenly turn into a pumpkin, and that’s OK.
7. Spring has the first robin. Fall has the first Halloween superstore.
8. Fall is the official kickoff of holiday season.
9. False alarm.
10. Nobody has to see your bare flesh for nine whole months!
11. It it’s September, it’s fall. No matter what the calendar says.
12. We’ve found your spirit animal.
13. Any excuse to wear wool.
14. Animorphs needs to come back just for this.
15. Fall lovers, this is our rallying cry!
h/t: Buzzfeed