Hey, why the long face? Life got you a little beaten down at the moment?

Well, I have just the thing.

Tweets! Funny tweets! Funny tweets that are gonna make you smile!

1. That’s never a good sign.


2. Five very solid films.

3. Read the whole thing…

4. Here we go…

5. A total failure.


6. Sad but true.


7. Hadn’t thought about that…

8. I like the sound of that.

9. Can you please stop eating?

10. You’re good, keep going.

11. They don’t exist.

12. I think you nailed it.

13. Here I am!

14. Who are you?

15. It’ll be an interesting day.


Is that a smile I see?

Good, then we did our jobs today!