Aldi: The Stock-up Store. I totally remember those commercials from my childhood, but I don’t think I ever actually stepped foot into an Aldi until 2005 in Chicago. I was working for a catering company, and I got sent there constantly to pick stuff up. I grew to kind of dislike Aldi, to be honest with you…
But let’s not complain, let’s get to the funny stuff about Aldi, okay!
Here are tweets that sum up the Aldi shopping experience…if you’ve been there, then you know…
1. Knock-off brands.
My wife said we would save money on Halloween candy if we bought it at Aldi so I guess we're handing out Twicks, Skattles, and 4 Musketeers.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 30, 2017
2. Let’s all take it easy.
There's just NO need for how fast they scan your shit at aldi. Stop firing cocktail sausages at me Janice and calm the fuck down
— Kels (@KelsieHodge) August 22, 2017
3. Just keep it going.
I have my 8yo still believing that a "pumpkin patch" is just that giant box of pumpkins you rummage through at Aldi.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 26, 2017
4. Rest in peace.
She died doing what she loved: Walking through Aldi with her arms overflowing with groceries because she didn't spend a quarter to rent a cart.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 29, 2017
5. It’s a skill.
* Shops at Aldi
* Updates LInkedIn skills with 'bagging groceries'
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) February 24, 2016
6. That means wealth in my book.
I don't need to be rich. I just don't want to have to think twice before renting a cart at ALDI.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 21, 2016
7. They don’t mess around.
Me: Have you ever considered slowing down? Stopping to smell the roses?
Aldi Cashier: *Throws box of cereal at my face*
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) November 28, 2018
8. It is kind of like a garage.
Wow, this garage sale has a lot of food.
Sir, this is an Aldi.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 29, 2015
9. Load it on up.
Aldi’s doesn’t save me a damn dime. What I save on food items, I end up spending on the other stuff they have there. 🙃
— professor x is a baldheaded scallywag (@Steph_I_Will) October 21, 2017
10. A good mix.
I'm a little bit Aldi, a little bit Whole Foods
— wikipedia brown aka silk bonnet spectre (@eveewing) September 15, 2016
11. Very, very true.
I'm pretty sure a mountain lion could roam the aisles of Aldi undetected as long as it wore Capri pants and brought its own reusable bags.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) September 12, 2015
12. That’s all you need.
the "vegetarian" section at my local aldi is literally just garlic bread and as a vegetarian i'm very happy and here for it pic.twitter.com/CvAbffK42K
— sephlehem (@gnarlydweeb) July 29, 2017
13. Don’t go that far…
I'm generous, but not give someone the shopping cart with my Aldi quarter in it generous.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 2, 2019
14. Some more knock-off brands.
Picked up some presents for my daughters at Aldi. Hope they like My Little Horsey and Lettuce Patch dolls.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 22, 2018
15. That is blasphemous!
I’m in an Aldi and the bastards made the leprechaun a Protestant pic.twitter.com/vJKohnr7o1
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) October 16, 2019
Are you an Aldi lover?
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