Weddings can be a total blast, but they can also be…kind of ridiculous sometimes. Do you know what I’m saying?
From the infighting to the extravagance to everything in between, sometimes you just think to yourself, “what is going on?” and “what am I doing here?”
If you’ve spent a decent amount of time at weddings, these tweets will make you LOL.
1. Gee, thanks a lot.
Great idea, let's write our own wedding vows. I can't think of a better way to kick off my eternity with you than a homework assignment.
— Jack Boot (@IamJackBoot) December 18, 2017
2. That’s what they’re really thinking.
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
3. We have love and you don’t.
wedding registries should just be gifts the couple gives their single friends. you'd go on the registry & be like "I've been single 6 years & I need a blender so I can make my meals for one" and the couple would be like "awesome! here’s your blender. Sorry we have love & u dont.”
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 27, 2019
4. Very touching.
Sometimes I’ll sign a wedding guestbook with something inspirational:
“1 out of 5 stars: would not recommend”
— The Alex Nevil, Part Time Human (@TheAlexNevil) October 21, 2018
5. Fork it over.
I love going to weddings. It's like a free party that I paid $300 to attend.
— sarafcarter (@sarafcarter) November 14, 2018
6. Kind of loses its luster, doesn’t it?
10 minutes into wedding planning: i want mason jars & a thousand twinkle lights & a timeless forest aesthetic!!!!
10 hours into wedding planning: i’m getting married in a crypt & no one is invited
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) November 7, 2018
7. Ever tried it?
Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) September 15, 2014
8. Don’t worry, you’ll be fine.
When a friend asks you to be a bridesmaid, she's really saying "Give me $1000 & get ready to look pregnant in an empire waist dress."
— Jade Roper Tolbert (@jadelizroper) February 26, 2014
9. JUST WRITE IT ON THERE.
I didn't know when your wedding was because you spelled out the date and time like a goddamn medieval sorcerer.
— Cleve (@turbomanatee) June 6, 2014
10. I just need another drink.
*taps wine glass until everyone stops talking and I stand up to speak* I need more wine
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) December 2, 2018
Welcome to my rustic wedding, eat these twigs bitch
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 4, 2016
12. I’m down for that.
Looking up wedding venue prices once again drives home the fact that now, more than ever, we need full communism
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) April 30, 2018
13. Until I die…
People like to hate on brides who post their wedding photos 1 year after the fact but if I spent an entry level salary on one day, I would be posting those pics until I'm 80
— betchesbrides (@betchesbrides) May 13, 2019
can’t wait to wear a beautiful white wedding dress so i can hear my friends & family gasp & say “oooo a sickly victorian ghost, everyone run”
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) January 31, 2019
15. Some tough decisions to be made.
A wedding guest list is the single most political thing you will ever do unless you become the President of the United States of America.
— Dawn O’Porter (@hotpatooties) March 15, 2012
Are you still LOLing? I sure am!
Share some funny/ridiculous wedding moments with us in the comments!