I love a good tweet, and I especially love a good funny tweet. Cause for some reason not all tweets are funny??
Like, why even bother.
I think it’s safe to say these tweets hit the mark in a big way.
1. Where are you going with this?
girls on tinder will say “your parents will love me but your neighbors won’t” like what are you gonna do? start mowing at 7am on a saturday??
— logan (@brainwxrms) September 19, 2019
2. Let’s back up a minute.
ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) June 14, 2013
3. Can I help you with something?
This is how little kids stare at you in public areas for no reason pic.twitter.com/0LpCvZhhcy
— Brady (@pebbut) September 9, 2019
4. Which do you prefer?
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) February 22, 2017
5. I think I like “laundry sauce.”
Who the fuck call laundry sauce 'detergent'? Ok mr scientist lmao
— Truckstop Vigilante (@BRENTHOR) September 14, 2016
6. A beautiful family.
Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons pic.twitter.com/RaUq1V4cBc
— nechriswadeicon 📖💀 (@saywhatagain) February 20, 2017
7. Went downhill fast.
7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers
2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
— Becks (@BecksWelker) November 21, 2015
8. That is very odd.
One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
— spooky feet pics (@SortaBad) April 26, 2016
9. I’ll take three!
Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs pic.twitter.com/4H2QNUSpBE
— kami (@lowkeyscum) March 2, 2017
10. Love/hate relationship.
Best friends off the court💪🏾, sworn enemies on it. 👿😡🏀🏀Athletes understand.👌🏾💯💯💯 pic.twitter.com/DjEomT5bML
— philadelphia excellence (@thebigkhalifa) August 5, 2016
11. Is there a problem?
Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 29, 2015
12. The flux capacitor is malfunctioning!
love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 11, 2014
13. He’s laying it down.
Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/sk8MvLcTzk
— Daniel Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) October 20, 2016
14. In case you get tired of him.
dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin
— 🦋 (@ambermariexoo) September 6, 2019
15. Don’t ever ask that question.
Still the greatest news report of all-time by a country mile. pic.twitter.com/7sjukLmQbL
— Ethan BOO!ker (@Ethan_Booker) February 9, 2017
Funny stuff, no doubt about that.
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