Halloween is now a week in our rearview mirror and I, for one, am pretty sad about it.
After all, it’s the best holiday ever invented, right?
You bet you bottom I’m right.
So let’s all relive Halloween from this year with 50 funny tweets about that magical night that went viral.
1. This is epic.
If anyone wants to know how my weekend went I totaled my car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead HAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY pic.twitter.com/22vatX7nGB
— Sidney (@SidwWolfe) October 28, 2019
2. I think she predicted correctly.
really excited about all the dudes who are going to dress as the joker for halloween parties and not get laid
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) October 18, 2019
3. Could be either one.
I'm either a vampire or that guy in your creative writing class pic.twitter.com/qdaLVR72Te
— Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble gobble) (@JennyENicholson) October 3, 2019
4. It’s the best!
halloween is my favorite holiday because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand without getting in trouble
— McNasty (@McNasty) October 3, 2019
5. One word: Amazing.
Dog Ross Halloween Costume pic.twitter.com/R307K1nAk2
— 41 Strange (@41Strange) October 30, 2019
me: *hits spider web down with broom*
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
— ugly & sad? ? (@SpookyGothLoser) October 5, 2019
7. You’re helping out the kids.
I’m ready for Halloween this year pic.twitter.com/RazxmxNZ4x
— marlee longballs (@YUNGDAGGERCL1T) October 15, 2019
8. Sounds like a nightmare.
lofi halloween haunted house ideas:
-phone charger that doesn’t work
-having to stand between two people flirting
-something involving a half tub of greek yogurt
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) October 27, 2019
When you get sent to hell, these are the cookies in the waiting room while they process ya paperwork https://t.co/49MpWPp7Tc
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) October 3, 2019
10. Not into it at all.
My nephew so mad he a hamburger ????? pic.twitter.com/4MLz2vmRxM
— T? (@TianaaWoah) November 1, 2017
11. La La Land.
halloween in LA lasts longer than most relationships in LA.
— Mike Majlak (@mikemajlak) October 28, 2019
12. I like this idea.
this halloween i’m sitting at the end of my driveway and giving each trick or treater a squirt of ketchup in their bag til someone calls the police
— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) October 28, 2019
13. Spice Girls for the win.
Sorry folks, Halloween has been won. You can go home now. pic.twitter.com/Wib4r4ReGt
— Jennifer Barron (@jennalexa) October 27, 2019
14. That is pretty awesome.
— Justin Bolger (@TheApexFan) October 27, 2019
15. Frankie with the winner!
This year for Halloween I'm going as a fat, old, bald version of Malcolm. I've been working on this costume for 13 years!!!
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) October 28, 2019
I already have October 31 circled on my calendar for next year!