One thing in this life is certain: the older you get, the more your hangovers hurt. Like, hurt really badly. It’s not bad at all when you’re in your early 20s and you can pound a bunch of drinks and be at work at 8 a.m.

But the older you get? NG = NO GOOD. You’re in pain for three days, you call your mom crying about how your life went down the toilet and you can barely function.

You do that too, right? Or is that just me…?

Either way, enjoy these tweets about boozin’ and losin’!

1. Why are you ruining my life?

2. I got nervous, okay?

3. You gotta stay hydrated.

4. You broke the seal.

5. Just keep repeating that over and over.

6. That is a wonderful idea.

7. You needed that.

8. Going all out.

9. You don’t need to see that.

10. That’s definitely YOU.

11. Oh, wait a second…

12. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

13. I’ll be there soon!

14. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

15. Tiptoeing the tight rope.

Some of those tweets physically hurt me for some reason.

Bottoms up! But take it slow…okay?