We all need some funny randomness in our lives sometimes, and today is no exception.
These tweets are a real hoot, as you will shortly see.
So get ready to laugh, and remember, share these with your gals and pals!
1. Very different sisters.
Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
2. Learnin’ that TikTok.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING reese is learning how to tiktok and thats very important give her some credits pic.twitter.com/1Fj5VEQTKE
— mich (@bigIttIeIies) September 29, 2019
3. It was only the ice maker.
Me to my dog after we realize it was the ice maker that made that noise and not a serial killer https://t.co/HTARCl3Ru9
— Addatude (@addatude_) September 28, 2019
4. Two sides of the coin.
Me telling my friends how I’m about to marry somebody I met 15 minutes ago vs me talking about the same person a week later pic.twitter.com/sXWctFKgD8
— Michael Thornwell (@mikethornwell) September 29, 2019
5. It was survival of the fittest.
remember MySpace where we could autoplay music on our page and visibly rank our friends by how much we loved them… what kind of sociopathic shit….
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) September 29, 2019
6. That is something else.
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) September 27, 2019
7. Still in love!
When u find out he didn’t ghost you, he just got arrested ?>>>
— leslie? (@leslietellezz) September 24, 2019
8. She didn’t seem very phased by it.
literally no one:
bitches who put eyelashes on their headlights: pic.twitter.com/TrDm3aZohU
— adam (@brokeangeI) September 25, 2019
9. Time for a new job.
guess i need a new job!! :,( pic.twitter.com/iiw9Es0IUc
— holmes holmes (@_holmes_holmes) September 25, 2019
10. Shot down!
— Innocent Nudes (@InnocentNudes) September 26, 2019
11. Here comes the sh*t storm.
Me leaving my room to go accuse everyone in the house of stealing my charger I misplaced https://t.co/EhEi8ET3kP
— ? (@sh6wt) September 29, 2019
12. I don’t know what I’m doing.
the text messages and snapchats i send at 4:30am are none of my business and please do not talk to me about them the next day
— frankencline (@consensualcline) September 29, 2019
13. Totally over it.
my next relationship better be my last because i'm tired of telling guys my favorite color
— lena (@notIena) September 27, 2019
14. Poor little fella.
Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity pic.twitter.com/2ly0zsoAw6
— Emma (@CampbellxEmma) September 29, 2019
15. Might need a wardrobe change.
When you come into work dressed as the carpet. I am MORTIFIED. pic.twitter.com/WIIivBslY2
— ilona burton (@ilonacatherine) June 6, 2018
Ahhhh, those tickled my funny bone and did the trick.
Share some funny jokes or tweets with us in the comments. Let’s see what you got!