Ahhhh, there’s nothing like a good insult, is there? Especially when you’re the one dishing it out.
But sometimes you can appreciate the burn of a good one even when it’s happening to you. If it’s good enough, at least.
Either way, these 15 insults check off all the boxes.
Nice work, insulters!
1. Hahahaha. Zing!
People from Wyoming are in my mentions insulting me for dissing their state yesterday and I’m just imagining them furiously riding a horse to a McDonald’s in Utah just so they could get wifi and tweet at me
— KB (@kbnoswag) January 11, 2019
2. I think they were right…
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
byu/ronlechler infunny
3. Wash your hands, people.
4. Violent and cartoon-y.
5. Ouch. That one hurts.
6. Mr. Lacrosse in the house.
Found this on YouTube earlier, he makes a good point
byu/bradrufc inrareinsults
7. That is not cool.
https://taquito.tumblr.com/post/171846982310/amp
8. This person is obviously an intellectual.
9. That’s what brothers are for.
so my 14 year old brother responded to my snapchat story….. what pic.twitter.com/wIjDWGGV7T
— tiff 🫶🏻 (@tiffthedamnszn) July 3, 2018
10. Poor little lizard got roasted.
https://butchteddybear.tumblr.com/post/186008217645
11. That is very good.
one time in middle school i dated a girl for 4 days and when she broke up with me she posted on facebook “sometimes your knight in shining armor is really just a loser in tinfoil” and to this day that the sickest burn i’ve ever gotten
— kelly (@BoyYeetsWorld) September 24, 2019
12. What about the eyebrows?
13. It was a different time…
14. You think that hurts my feelings?
https://happysynonym.tumblr.com/post/187885813780/honestly-it-is-so-goddamn-funny-whenever-some/amp
15. Read ’em and weep.
Need some cream for that burn?
Share some of your favorite insults with us in the comments!