Let’s be clear: therapy is good for everyone. Even if you think that you’re the most well-adjusted, smartest, happiest person on the planet, it would still do you some good to go talk to a complete stranger about your issues…because we all have ’em.
So, in the spirit of that, let’s look at some funny tweets about getting some good, old-fashioned counseling!
1. Come on in!
Therapist: you need to let people in
Me: it’s not locked pic.twitter.com/gtXS5lb2rZ
— Wajed Ahmed (@borderlineyikes) November 19, 2019
2. Might want to change course.
talked to my therapist about why my dating life is so awful and she looked at me and with full honesty said: ‘don’t take it the wrong way, but the problem is that you’re dating men’
— thanks, i hate it (@derridalicious) November 18, 2019
3. It’s not?
Me talking to my therapist after she told me that posting memes on social media is not a form of therapy pic.twitter.com/EyJFOtRMpC
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) November 18, 2019
4. Oh shit!
What is the German word for when u find out ur therapist is 27
— pat regan (@poregan) November 17, 2019
5. Don’t do it…
therapist: you're overthinking
me: what if-
me: WHAT IF
me: what if everyone else is underthinking
— Matt. (@MattTheBrand) November 15, 2019
6. Here, here.
Therapist: And how would you say you learn best?
Me: The hard way?
— The Vagina Diary (@thevaginadiary) November 12, 2019
7. Can I see your notes?
me: what are u writing down
therapist: sorry it’s confidential
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— justin (@farringt0n) November 14, 2019
Me: Well that’s just showbiz baby✨
My therapist: no that’s your childhood trauma resurfacing
Me: oh ✨
— Aol.com (@lukasbattle) November 12, 2019
9. Never a good thing.
Employer: We’re like a family here. You’re going to talk about us in therapy 10 years from now.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) November 18, 2019
10. Who? Me?
my therapist: you’re afraid to be an imposition
me, putting an empty coffee cup in my bag instead of asking for a trash can: me?
— vat o’ snokes (@sinisteragents) November 5, 2019
11. That’s a lot to think about.
my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) October 30, 2019
12. Judging you.
Why is my dog also a therapist who is disappointed that you continue using humor to deflect as a means to avoid resolving conflict. pic.twitter.com/Q0jbWLBeCq
— rachel (@madamradams) August 15, 2019
13. Think about that one…
how is it possible that so few men are in therapy when every single man i’ve ever met should 100% be in therapy
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 23, 2019
14. Don’t be too honest.
Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized pic.twitter.com/Axm1AHaxWl
— nayvadius wilburns protege (@sogodly_) March 15, 2018
me: should I get bangs or go to therapy
my friends: therapy
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 17, 2019
Now, don’t you feel just a little bit better…?