A business sign has one job: inform the public about the business. If a sign manages to be funny on top of that, even better. Not only does that funny sign give people a smile, it probably brings in more business.
We encourage any and all attempts at sign-based humor, so in that spirit, here are 15 business signs that have no business being this funny.
1. If there’s a sign against it, that means somebody actually did it.
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Sure enough, this really happened in Florida. (Of course.) Don’t give ‘shrooms to alligators, people. They prefer LSD.
2. Something tells me a few too many people tried to open this door.
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3. You also need to clean the Blizzard machine, Abby.
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4. Well done.
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5. It’s hard to be comfortable right after you’ve been mauled.
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6. A fun way to say “No Trespassing.”
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7. Always read the fine print.
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8. I’ve always thought Satan was a lot like Apple.
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9. Joe is retired, and he now enjoys injuring himself on his own time.
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10. That’s not nearly too much ice to drive on. This photo must’ve been taken in California.
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11. Shouldn’t we be working to improve the literacy rate among trains, though?
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12. No need to vet this vet! (That was a pun.)
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13. This locksmith knows everything about locks. Not so much about apostrophes.
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14. Oh, so it’s OK for dogs, but when I try to do it suddenly it’s a no-no.
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15. If their signs are this good, maybe it’s time to reconsider your atheism.
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h/t: Buzzfeed