Married life is all about peaks and valleys, ups and downs, and taking the good with the bad.

Oh, and it’s also about your spouse driving you totally insane sometimes.

That’s the fun stuff, right?

Sure it is…

If you’re hitched, these tweets are really, really, really gonna look familiar…

1. All married couples should consider this.

It’s the leading cause of divorce in the United States. Did you know that?

2. Sounds fascinating!

I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow!

3. You’re really pushing it, pal.

But I will be laughing from afar.

4. You know she’s still listening, somehow.

You’re already on very thin ice.

5. Is that really sanitary?

Then again, who am I to judge?

6. Just lurking in the background.

Is that Bigfoot? No, it’s my husband Tom…

7. The answer is NO.

We all know people like this.

8. Blender = Ordered.

You really showed him!

9. A deep, deep burn.

Need some lotion for that BURN?!?!

10. Sounds like a blast.

Just try to remember the old days if you can.

11. The thrill is gone.

And now you know why!

12. Honey, it’s my back this time.

Do what you gotta do to get out of those chores, people!

13. Sweet little nothings.

A nice thing to wake up to.

14. You pretty much need to stop doing anything and everything.

Get it? Got it? Good!

I think those are pretty accurate, don’t you?

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us something funny/ridiculous/weird/annoying/obnoxious that your spouse has done lately!

We’d love to hear from you, dear readers!