Even if you’re not a baseball fan, you gotta love these great old nicknames.
I wish the sports stars of today had awesome monikers like these, but, alas, those days seem to be behind us.
Enjoy these, though!
1. Really?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.49.33-AM.png)
Photo Credit: The Chive
2. Doesn’t look Parisian…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.49.08-AM.png)
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3. Piano Legs
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.49.15-AM.png)
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4. Poor guy
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.56-AM.png)
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5. That’s odd
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.33-AM.png)
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6. Wonder how he got that?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.47-AM.png)
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7. I like this one
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.49.21-AM.png)
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8. Hmmmm
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.21-AM.png)
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9. A good one!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.47.54-AM.png)
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10. A few good ones
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.47.47-AM.png)
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11. Fresh!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.02-AM.png)
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12. Classic!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.48.09-AM.png)
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13. Aches and pains
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Screen-Shot-2019-04-01-at-11.47.32-AM-426x500.png)
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Old Tomato Face! Beat that!