Even if you’re not a baseball fan, you gotta love these great old nicknames.

I wish the sports stars of today had awesome monikers like these, but, alas, those days seem to be behind us.

Enjoy these, though!

1. Really?

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2. Doesn’t look Parisian…

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3. Piano Legs

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4. Poor guy

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5. That’s odd

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6. Wonder how he got that?

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7. I like this one

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8. Hmmmm

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9. A good one!

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10. A few good ones

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11. Fresh!

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12. Classic!

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13. Aches and pains

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Old Tomato Face! Beat that!