Y’all ready for this?!?!
I’m talking about yet another round-up of hilarious, random tweets for your viewing pleasure!
So what do you say? Are you ready?
Let’s get started!
1. The smoking toilet.
My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. pic.twitter.com/tG92vJPOtR
— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) March 19, 2020
2. Just make any kind of list…
*quarantine day 6*
roommate: should we make a list?
me: of what?
roommate: anything really…
— mary beth (@marybethbarone) March 19, 2020
3. JUST END IT.
Side effect of quarantine is it's really hard to end phone calls. Twice today I almost said "okay I have to run" before realizing there is nowhere to run to
— Jeff Kasanoff (@JeffKasanoff) March 18, 2020
4. Same here…
Tested positive for missing the homies
— lluvia (@Youveeuh) March 16, 2020
5. This will be great.
I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown
— mil♡ (@amelianashh) March 16, 2020
6. Good boy!
Me in quarantine sending my dog to get me hot Cheetos pic.twitter.com/1Avx0JMlLo
— Nancy (@Wtfnancyison) March 19, 2020
7. I remember it well…
y’all remember going out to eat? that shit was mad fun
— SQØØF. (@xsqoof) March 22, 2020
8. This is really not good.
COVID-19 has successfully stopped the beat https://t.co/0oYIxGecYm
— shea☀️ (@bwayshea) March 22, 2020
9. A dark turn of events.
My dad just walked into the room looking sad as fuck with his fists closed and said “I just realized my office plant is gonna die” bc he’s working from home LMAO pic.twitter.com/jEziCQQXnY
— E.L. ★彡 (@eliseIau) March 21, 2020
10. What to do?
When you love eachother but you’re also both nature valley granola bars. https://t.co/xK5PAZbake
— lena 🥧 (@coochiepotpie) March 21, 2020
11. This is all of us right now.
Day 5 in quarantine: pic.twitter.com/vUKNxHgpMc
— Tati ❁ (@_ttgm) March 21, 2020
12. Hunt that kid down.
today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time i fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said “what season is it?? fall?” i pray that he’s dead every single day
— ahmad the activist (@uhhhhmad) June 17, 2018
13. I kind of like this.
ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. pic.twitter.com/a5ZDWyJiK4
— 'difficult for no reason' (@katydeedonnelly) September 25, 2017
Those sure gave me the kick in the pants that I needed today.
How about you?
Have you seen any other funny tweets or memes lately?
Share them with us in the comments, please!