Hey, how are you doing these days?
I mean, with all this lockdown and quarantine, you must be growing closer than ever to your beloved spouse, right?
I’m guessing it’s been all fun and games and you just light up every time you see them walk into the kitchen or the family room…for the twentieth time that day…
Well, all that might not exactly be the truth, but all we can hope for is that husbands and wives aren’t ready to file divorce papers yet…but at least you can enjoy these memes!
So go ahead and treat yourself to some laughs…before your spouse walks back into the room again…
1. That is incredibly romantic.
Who said romance is dead?
*romantically grabs husband’s face*
I will NEVER stop eating your fries.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 16, 2020
2. This is the world we live in now.
Isn’t it awesome???
I forgot my mask and my husband’s running back to the car to get it, a 2020 romance.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) July 12, 2020
3. He doesn’t care about the mailman anymore.
Here it comes, boy!
I’m not saying my wife orders a lot of stuff online, I’m just saying my dog recognizes the sound of an Amazon Prime van approaching.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 17, 2020
4. It’s a 3-hour seminar.
But is it getting through to you? That’s the question…
I’m sorry I gotta go. I’m gonna be late for my wife’s post grocery shopping orientation where we cover “snacks and treats that are meant for the kids.”
— dADDisms (@Beagz) July 17, 2020
5. A nice little getaway.
Ahhhhh, it feels like we’re really on vacation!
Me: *swings door open*
Welcome to our pandemic summer house.
Husband: This is just our toolshed with a starfish nailed to the door.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) July 16, 2020
6. She’s in charge of the radio.
You might as well just accept it.
My wife: Will you put on some music for the drive home?
My wife: *skips 7 songs in a row* Sorry, I’m just trying to get past the Taylor Swift.
Me: Well, I put on Taylor Swift radio, so good luck with that
— Lucy Bexley ?️? (@bexley_lucy) July 19, 2020
7. Nice and relaxing films always do the trick.
Oh, there he is with the axe!
The news is so disturbing and anxiety inducing so to relax my husband and I are watching The Shining
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) July 13, 2020
8. What the hell’s going on here?
Something seems very fishy…
My wife smiled and said good morning to me today, there is either a plan for my demise or there's a sale at DSW.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) July 12, 2020
9. I guess it depends on what you’re watching…
Mr. Belvedere? Not super sexy.
Just when you think your marriage is boring you start watching Netflix together, naked.
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) July 18, 2020
10. Just taste it, already!
You just have to go with it. Always.
Every restaurant I’ve ever been to my husband takes a bite of whatever he ordered and says, “You gotta taste this.”
Bad or good, it doesn’t matter. It must be tasted.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 11, 2020
11. Uh oh…he’s in trouble.
Ten years isn’t a bad response time, though.
Me: My friend Mary is pregnant.
[10 YEARS LATER]
Husband: Hey, did your friend Mary have her baby?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 9, 2020
12. Sure I’m listening!
What did you say, again?
My daughter asked me what marriage was like and I nodded and said that sounded great. Then she asked me if I was even listening.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 7, 2020
13. That is HOT.
Keeping that steamy romance alive!
In our marriage we keep the magic alive by plucking each other’s rogue ear and chin hairs.
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) July 16, 2020
Now we’d like to hear from all the readers out there!
In the comments, fill us in on the funniest and most ridiculous things your spouse has done recently.
Please and thank you!