Ahhhhh, marital bliss.

It’s real and you know that it is thriving during this extended lockdown, right?

It’s been nothing but romance, dinners by candlelight, and snuggling til the cows come home…

Yeah, right…

Let’s get serious for a minute. I think it’s safe to assume that a lot of people are going a little nuts right about now because THERE IS NO ESCAPE from anyone…especially your spouse.

So go hide in your closet or in the bathroom and enjoy these funny marriage tweets in private so you can laugh…and then cry…

Enjoy, friends…

1. I don’t know what I’m talking about.

Isn’t that obvious by now?

2. Funny how that works…

Don’t fight it. Just go with it.

3. You just killed the mood.

But that was a nice effort.

4. This is a very good observation.

You need to take the lead on this.

5. That’s not a workout?

You could’ve fooled me.

6. That’s pretty impressive!

She’s on top of her game.

7. You are…in a way…

Just kidding…was that over the line?

8. You have to let him know.

Over and over and over again.

9. Isn’t that fun???

What’s the point, really?

10. Whew! I was worried for a minute.

We live in strange times.

11. Just like Jesus!

Oh, wait a second…never mind…

12. It’s over! You blew it!

Time to call your lawyer.

How’s it going in your household right now?

Is your spouse driving you up the wall? Or are you guys getting along?

Talk to us in the comments!

We look forward to hearing from you!