Girl Scout cookies are the best!
If you’re anything like me, you get incredibly excited when you see those kiddos set up a table outside the grocery store exit because you know you’re about to drop at least fifty bucks on all the amazing cookies they have to offer.
It’s an American tradition, okay?
Here are some hilarious and accurate tweets about our love affair with Girl Scout cookies.
1. Not a bad life plan.
I bought four boxes of Girl Scout cookies from my niece, but I'm saving them to use for bartering when our currency becomes valueless.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 9, 2017
2. I was thinking two…
girl scout cookies
serving size is
— Erin bleach veins Ryan (@morninggloria) February 3, 2017
3. You had to do it.
Here's a great business lesson: To be successful, learn how to say "no." In other news, does anyone want Girl Scout cookies? I have 35 boxes
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 30, 2014
4. Only 50?
If you are rude to me & then you have the tenacity to ask me to buy Girl Scout Cookies from your kid-I'll take 50 boxes of Thin Mints please
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 14, 2017
5. Very true…
There are 5 seasons: Winter, Spring, Girl Scout Cookie season, Summer, and Fall.
— Ally DiCesare (@allydicesare) January 27, 2018
6. Doing your part.
Yeah, I ate 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies today and I’ll do it again tomorrow, too. What are you doing to support female entrepreneurs?
— Criminelle Law (@CriminelleLaw) February 11, 2019
7. Don’t even bother getting dressed.
the closest I got to getting dressed today was putting two sleeves of Thin Mints in my mouth.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) February 26, 2017
8. You’re in big trouble.
My wife bought three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies so now I have to find three boxes of replacement Girl Scout Cookies before she gets home.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 27, 2018
9. They cure EVERYTHING.
Me: Do these cure existential despair?
Girl Scout: They're Thin Mints.
Me: Seven boxes, please.
— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) February 23, 2017
10. The kid is an entrepreneur.
I was buying Girl Scout cookies and trying to practice self control so I grabbed ONE box and asked “u have change for a $20?” And this lil girl really goes “I mean ya, but u could just buy 5 boxes instead?” So long story short I now have 5 boxes of cookies
— Mitch (@Mitchellford91) February 21, 2019
11. Speaking the TRUTH.
Only a serial killer would eat one Thin Mint. It’s a sleeve or none at all, people.
— Elizabeth Reaser (@reasereaser) February 25, 2019
12. True love.
— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) February 29, 2016
13. Uh oh…overdid it.
are they still selling Girl Scout cookies? The year's supply I bought 2 weeks ago is gone.
— Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) February 28, 2018
Okay, now I’m starving and I need my fix of Thin Mints right this instant!
Are you as obsessed with Girl Scout cookies as we are?
Talk to us in the comments and tell us your favorite ones!