Hello, friend…why the long face?
Have you been going through a rough patch?
Life been beating you down a little bit?
Hey, don’t worry about it!
We’ve all been there and you’ll break free from the blues sooner than you think! So hang in there!
And we think these funny tweets are a good place to start. Check them out!
1. You just can’t trust those pesky actors…
Honest Abe really had a good reason…
As if Abe needed another reason to hate actors. pic.twitter.com/pEUwg9IUal
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) October 8, 2021
2. Those were the days!
If you were there, you know what she’s talking about.
gen z girls can dress like 1998 all they want, but they’ll never know the joy of your parents having literally no way to get ahold of you until u come home
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 6, 2021
3. This is beginning to make a whole lot of sense…
Poor guy never had a chance.
everyone bullying zodiac killer for his name being gary and i’m starting to see why someone named gary might become the zodiac killer
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) October 6, 2021
4. I look pretty good, don’t I?
You look absolutely amazing!
Me on Zoom looking at myself rather than the person speaking pic.twitter.com/wQoDTFmLsi
— phil (@philipjonathn) October 6, 2021
5. There has to be a good balance.
We all can’t be crazy, right?
I feel like in relationships, there’s only room for ONE mentally ill person. SOMEBODY gotta be stable, and it’s NOT gonna be me
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) October 7, 2021
6. Sounds like a deal to me.
People, you can’t beat this deal.
First of all, for $250 your wedding pics will be taken on my cell phone lmfaoooo.
— ? (@pholanthropist) October 6, 2021
7. This kid is gonna be crying in about two minutes.
He has no idea what he’s in for…
Happiness is temporary pic.twitter.com/Dox4mUd3eP
— David ???? (@David_pattt) October 7, 2021
8. Please don’t try this at home.
It’s not a good idea…
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— sema’j (@semaj_htx) October 6, 2021
9. A lot of people think about this.
You gotta play it safe, you know?
what if i lose interest in the middle of my wedding
— I'm a weirdo but I'm real tho (@tragic_posting) October 7, 2021
10. Just don’t do anything ever again.
Not a bad life plan, right?
The best way to save your money is to go in the house and lay down ??
— ?✨???♂️? ⛺ (@AlexJaySINGER) October 6, 2021
11. This darkness is really starting to be a bummer.
I might need to buy one of those light lamps…
Ahh, it's 7pm on a Wednesday in October, aka midnight.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 6, 2021
12. What about them?
They don’t exist in my world.
Me: I love coffee
Complete stranger: what about people who can’t drink coffee?????
— Michael Benjamin (@mfbenji) October 7, 2021
13. That building dates all the way back to 2005.
American history, people!
Our civilization has built some of the greatest temples to honor the gods pic.twitter.com/qPfRUEz9wc
— Ben Fisher (@benfishernyc) October 6, 2021
What are some funny tweets that you’ve seen lately?
Please share them with us in the comments!
We can’t wait to hear from you!