Alright, friends (and a few foes), it’s time for another installment of hilarious, random tweets that we think will cause you to chuckle so much that you might even bother the people who are stuck inside with you right now.
I know I’m preaching to the choir, but we need to make sure we’re getting our daily laughs in or all the bad news and uncertainty might creep deep into your psyche and we all know that’s not a good thing.
Know what I’m saying?
So what do you say? Are you ready for some funny tweets? Let’s get it going!
1. We’re all looking for that, aren’t we?
It hasn’t been easy tracking one of these down…
The pandemic has also highlighted my need to marry a hairdresser-nail-artist-chef-dentist who lives on a secret island.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) April 29, 2020
2. I have many friends like this.
Hahaha. You did it again!
We all have that one friend who sends us memes that aren’t funny but we don’t have the heart to say it so we just send shit like “lol that’s a good one” and “hahah I feel that”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) April 26, 2020
3. Sorry about that…
At least she’s apologizing.
just got dumped and my roommate is trying to make me feel better by playing cards with me but she just keeps winning and whispering “sorry”
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 27, 2020
4. Your time is right now.
You knew it all along!
I’ve got a call tomorrow with the psychologist who’s been treating my OCD/hypochondria for 15 years and I cannot WAIT to say “I told you so”
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 27, 2020
5. Sock mixer.
Sounds like a hell of a time!
QUARANTINE HOUSE ARREST DAY 48: Held a very successful mixer for all my socks. So many single & ready to mingles!
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 28, 2020
6. That turned around pretty quickly.
It can be a cesspool sometimes…
ON TWITTER FOR TEN MINUTES: aw sweet, there's so many smart funny people here
ON TWITTER FOR AN HOUR: my life is now dedicated to vengeance on PatriotMike24396857
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) April 30, 2020
7. This is every day now, right?
This should be a TV show.
She began that day as she began most days, palms pressed to the window, narrating the antics of squirrels to an empty room.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 28, 2020
8. You know EXACTLY what she’s talking about.
Wall to wall clippings.
Shout out to teen girl rooms, covered in wall to wall magazine clippings like you're trying to solve a horny murder.
— Brandie Posey (@Brandazzle) April 29, 2020
9. You can do it with all your friends!
It’s a fun new game that everyone is playing!
If you need a new quarantine pastime I recommend “do I have a crush on this friend or am l just bored”
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 29, 2020
10. Remember when we were locked inside together?
For months on end…
Soooo many corona wedding vows coming. "If we can get through quarantine, we can get through anything. Also I love that you are goofy."
— Kate Berlant (@kateberlant) April 29, 2020
11. Hahaha. This is good.
Also, have you ever met Randy Pibb? Also known as…well, you know…
oh hey, your soda rocks. pic.twitter.com/BK7IcRe8pP
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) April 29, 2020
12. IT NEVER ENDS.
I just can’t even look at dirty dishes anymore…
Having to do dishes every 7 minutes during quarantine is my villain origin story.
— Asia (@AsiaChloeBrown) April 28, 2020
13. No point in actually talking or texting ever again.
You know it’s true.
friends who are too exhausted to text you right now and it's ok because you're too exhausted to text them too, so you both like each other's posts and that's your whole friendship now dot com
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 25, 2020
Hey! That’s the good stuff! We hope you had some good laughs at those random tweets.
Now we’d love to hear from all the readers out there. In the comments, please share something with us that you think will make us laugh: a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, anything!
Thanks in advance!