13 Funny Posts That Capture the Essence of Marriage

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Honey, did you empty the dishwasher yet…?

How many times have you heard that in your life, fellas?

And ladies, how often have you told your husband something very specific to do…and five minutes later he stares at you with a blank look on his face and his mouth hanging wide open because he was never listening in the first place?

I’m talking about the joys of marriage here, people!

And these posts really nail them down, as you’re about to see.

Are you ready for a few laughs at the expense of marriage in general?

Let’s take a look!

1. I think he’s at the wolf store.

And he’s been lying to you.

2. Over and over and over again.

But hey, that’s life!

3. Keeping it very sexy!

That was HOT.

4. Taught him a lesson.

I bet he won’t annoy you anymore.

5. What a monster you are.

She’ll get her revenge somehow…

6. Are you okay?

A very suspicious household…

7. It’s gonna get ugly.

Watch your back, sir.

8. Lifelong bachelors.

I don’t think any women would have put up with that.

9. That’s enough of that!

No more happiness under this roof!

10. Try something else, maybe…

I thought that was pretty good, actually.

11. Whoopsy daisy.

This happens all the time, doesn’t it?

12. You son of a bitch!

Time to go to counseling.

13. That sums it up!

I bet you do the same thing!

You know the drill…now we want to hear what you have to say!

In the comments, tell us about the funniest or most infuriating thing your husband or wife has done recently.

We can’t wait to hear your stories.