Every marriage is unique but there are universal things about being married that make people say, “yup, that’s pretty much how it goes.”
No matter how old you are, where you’re from, or how much money you have, if you’re married, these posts are gonna look very familiar.
Marriage is full of ups and downs, right?
So let’s dig into these funny posts about the peaks, valleys, and funny realities of marriage.
1. We’re just sitting on the couch eating chips.
But we call that “busy”.
2. Really? The story about the sink again?
I’ve had enough!
3. I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Sorry about that…
4. Fun will not be allowed.
You should probably know better.
5. I think you nailed it.
Great job, buddy!
6. He is now an American hero.
Now, back to sleeping on the couch.
7. She was out the door in a hurry.
And she had her reasons…
8. Please fall asleep!
None of that tonight.
9. I’ll be timing you!
It better be one minute or less.
10. That is very cruel.
Who the hell is this devil woman???
11. Showing the love.
I can feel the romance in the air.
12. That sounds incredibly fake to me.
A major dose of bullshit.
ME: I'm sorry for writing fake dialogue of us on twitter
WIFE: *spoon-feeding me caviar* Well at least you have a huge penis
— Andrew Fowler (@fowlerism) July 12, 2018
13. I’ll take that, thank you very much.
Married life is waking up early to preheat your wife’s car. Then taking $10 out her purse as a tip for your services.
— Whiskey Enthusiast🥃 (@Chance2k11) November 19, 2019
14. That is very HOT.
Keeping it fresh.
keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts pic.twitter.com/XB3dktiSnA
— Jeff (@usedwigs) January 16, 2016
Hahahaha. Hey o!
Now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, tell us something hilarious or totally ridiculous that your better half has sone lately.
We look forward to hearing from you!