Who’s in the mood to chuckle?
I know I sure am!
It’s been a long year and we all deserve to be entertained as much as possible…in my humble opinion…
So let’s get started now with some funny tweets!
Have a great day!
1. Babies are getting way too much credit these days.
Hey, I went to the grocery store today! Doesn’t that count for anything?
Being an adult is bullshit. Babies get praised for being able to hold their heads up on their own like bravo your neck works, stupid baby
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) October 26, 2021
2. Let’s see how silly we can get.
I’m sure the inmates love joking around like this.
[first day as a mugshot photographer] ok now let’s try a silly one
— ? Sir Jackothy 6'0'' WaterBender ? (@TommyRainFall) November 19, 2021
3. Keep working on it! You’ll get there!
Well, maybe not, but you should at least try.
Every morning I set a goal to go to bed earlier and every night I choose to ignore that goal
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 18, 2021
4. Seriously, it’s not like you actually have anything to do.
Just go chew on a bone, you’ll be fine.
Sometimes when my dog is freaking out with anxiety I wanna be like girl you have NO CLUE like chill the fuck out
— Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw (@fatcarriebshaw) August 6, 2020
5. Some things never change…
But yes, 45 is pretty old.
In my 20s: damn 45 is old
In my 40s: damn 45 is old
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) August 18, 2021
6. This is what it’s come to…
What a sad turn of events.
Being an adult means you have a total of 3 friends and they all live in different parts of the country and periodically you just send each other videos of weird dogs and say “this made me think of you”
— ally (@TragicAllyHere) October 5, 2020
7. I’m sure that’s why he was looking at you.
Save that action for the karaoke bar!
Happened to look over at the stoplight to see a guy staring at me.
He obviously thinks I nailed that Taylor Swift song, too.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 19, 2021
8. Metallica will take the stage at 10:30 am.
Good! I can be in bed at a decent time tonight!
They need to start making concerts in the morning for people over 30.
— The Tired Dad (@thetireddadlife) November 6, 2021
9. We were all united as human beings for one summer only.
It was a glorious time.What happened?
summer of 2016 when mfs was chasing pokémon was the closest we’ve ever been to world peace
— fka rude gyal (@ITSNINARIVERA) August 12, 2021
10. I’m not sure if I understand either of these things.
But that’s just me…
Makes no sense: kids watching videos of people playing video games
Perfect sense: me watching people renovate strangers’ houses on HGTV
— Midge (@mxmclain) November 17, 2021
11. I forgot to do this, too.
If I could do it over again…
Damn it! I forgot to be born into vast wealth
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) November 18, 2021
12. I think you’d be on your own.
The truth hurts…
Watching my dog run in terror from Roomba makes me question whether he will defend me in an emergency.
— Andi (@smiles_and_nods) November 18, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments. Thanks a lot!