I’m warning you right now: if you start wandering down the rabbit hole of Facebook Marketplace and other places where folks are selling stuff on social media, you might never come back from the abyss.

Because it is just plain WEIRD out there in the world of selling and reselling online.

But, if you can only dip your toes in the water and get in over your head, we think you’re gonna enjoy the weirdness.

And here are some perfect examples.

Let’s take a look.

1. That cat needs some exercise.

Maybe you shouldn’t sell that stuff quite yet…

Found on marketplace in the Facebook! Lol!? from Chonkers

2. I wouldn’t keep this thing in my house.

You honestly don’t think this thing is haunted?

He haunts you from WTFgaragesale

3. Only worn once, huh?

That doesn’t look right.

I was scrolling Facebook marketplace and stumbled upon this gem. from quityourbullshit

4. That should make the sale a little bit easier.

And we hope you get some action soon!

From my local Facebook marketplace from ihavesex

5. Is this still available?

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Never change, Facebook Marketplace. from CrackheadCraigslist

6. For the bean lovers out there.

What a deal!

7. This would look great right over the fireplace.

Welcome to my home!

I mean.. someone is gonna like it, right? from WTFgaragesale

8. You can put an animal or a person in there.

It’s totally up to you!

Plenty of room! from CrackheadCraigslist

9. A hard pass on this one for me.

I appreciate your art, though.

I have no idea what this is supposed to be. from CrackheadCraigslist

10. Now this is CLASSY.

You can’t pass this one up!

This is how you treat em right from CrackheadCraigslist

11. It’s only $300.

I think that’s a steal.

12. From a master craftsman.

People…you should jump on this.

Found this in my local Facebook marketplace.. from delusionalartists

Okay, now we want to hear from you.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever bought or sold online?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts!