You know what they say…happy wife, happy life.

Or happy husband, happy…I can’t think of anything that rhymes with husband…dang it!

Anyway, take a look at these funny tweets about being married and be prepared to laugh your face off!

Does that sound great?

Okay, you may proceed!

1. This guy has it all figured out.

Actually, you might not want to take this advice if you value your life.

2. You had to lie about this one.

You would have broken his heart if you told him how you love pasta more than him.

3. Things are getting ugly…

Keep it down! You don’t want to wake up those kids, do you?

4. Hey, he’s just being honest.

But I have a feeling that he might be in trouble…

5. You don’t want to be collateral damage in this situation.

Just keep your distance for a while…

6. Some things never change…

I wonder if he ever found that ketchup…

7. Do you think he’s buying it?

Also, what’s your novel about? We want to know!

8. This will really put her in her place.

Either that or you just started World War III. Choose wisely.

9. That sounds like a plan!

What’s not to love, right?!?!

10. I think you know what that means.

You better get ready!

11. This was a very unfortunate situation.

We hope you’re feeling better now.

12. You’re right about this.

The number might even be higher.

Okay, now we want to hear from you…

What’s the most annoying thing that your spouse has done lately?

Tell us all about it in the comments! Thanks!