I don’t know if you’re in the same boat as me right now, but my day sure could use some brightening.

You are in the same boat as me, aren’t you?!?!

Well, now that we’re on the same page, I want you to take a look at these hilarious tweets because I’m almost positive they are going to brighten your day.

Go ahead and get started now!

1. That means you’re very healthy!

At least, I think it does…right?

2. I agree with this 100%.

I once had a hot dog at a gas station at 2 am and it was heavenly. The nachos, though? That’s another story…

3. At least you’re being honest.

You know it’s bound to happen anyway!

4. Those were the best days!

Break out all the mix CDs!

5. Those are absolutely terrifying.

Look at how scared that kid is!


6. I usually do this after two minutes.

Is that rude?

7. This guy means business.

So don’t bother him with any small talk!

8. These are words to live by, men.

We should all strive to be CooKINGs.

9. Hey, join the club!

Oh well, it’s all in the past…


10. That was nice of her to let you know.

You don’t want to look out of place, ya know?

11. That’s all it takes with those young folks.

You must be royalty!

Now we want to hear from you.

Share some funny tweets, memes, and jokes with us in the comments!

Thanks a lot!