It’s tweeting time again, folks!
Time to ignore your work for a few minutes, forget about the problems in the world, and have some serious laughs!
What else could you possibly ask for?
Well, there are probably a lot of things you could ask for, but let’s be honest, this is the best we can do for you, okay?
Go ahead and have some laughs on us!
1. Not a good memory to look back on.
We hope you get over this soon.
Thinking about how my first ever Tinder date in 2014 ended with the guy texting me that night "I don't see you being someone I could ever love"
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) August 18, 2021
2. That’s a tough one…
You have some serious decisions to make…
https://twitter.com/danadonnelly/status/1426915651377983491
3. Funny how that works, huh?
Maybe they need to look in the mirror once in a while.
I wish my friends had as high standards for themselves as they do for me. They’ll be like “he didn’t buy you flowers for your 3 month anniversary? dump him” & then also say “so my bf just murdered my dog and set my house on fire? Is that a red flag? should we work past it? :/“
— abby govindan (@abbygov) August 18, 2021
4. I just want you to be yourself.
Bigfoot is just vibing…let him be…
if i ever found bigfoot, i wouldn’t tell anyone. i would simply let him vibe.
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) August 16, 2021
5. Cher comes through again!
Is there anything this diva can’t do?
Let me be CLEAR…..
Naw…Let Me Be OPAQUE— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2021
6. That seems a bit excessive.
When will you have time to sleep?
https://twitter.com/cratekane/status/1427129792411750403
7. I think you need to get out of this ASAP.
Don’t let it escalate. You’ll be sorry…
“What’s up funny lady?” – guy from high school who is going to pitch me a product from his MLM or kill me
— Amy Silverberg (@AmySilverberg) August 16, 2021
8. This is everyone’s dream, if we’re being honest.
You’ve seen it a million times.
my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back…" while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan
— bean burrito (@bbybeanburrito) August 17, 2021
9. Sorry about that…
Oh well, don’t be too hard on yourself.
Heyyy sorry just saw this. By which I mean I saw it when u sent it two weeks ago but have been feeling guilty about it since then
— callie actually (@eggshellfriend) April 2, 2021
10. It’s gonna totally be worth it.
So it all started…
Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds
— Remy Kassimir (@RemyKassimir) August 12, 2021
11. At least you’re being honest.
And, on top of that, you sound like a real delight!
i am not like other girls, i’m worse
— Yaya (@yammajesty) August 10, 2021
12. We think that’s totally normal.
Just keep on doing you, okay?
i only know about the astrological signs that pertain to me or men who have wronged me
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) August 9, 2021
Now it’s time for YOU to make US laugh.
Share some funny tweets and memes with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!