Before we get started, I have an important message for you: when your head spins from these funny tweets, we want you to do it in a careful manner so you don’t hurt yourself permanently.
Are we clear on that?
Now go ahead and have some laughs at these hilarious tweets. Woo hoo!
1. How many reps today?
What about yesterday?
i love when a guy at the gym has a little notebook, like what’re u writing in ur diary baby girl
— ✨ Mikey ✨ (@mikey_almeida) February 22, 2022
2. Sorry to break it to you.
It’s gonna be okay…
i really used to think tyler perry and madea were relatives im crying???
— zae (@itszaeok) February 25, 2022
3. Not me!
Get rid of that thing!
who tf sees a tomato slice in their burger and just keeps it there
— kira ? (@kirawontmiss) February 23, 2022
4. Just get it over with.
You’ll get better at it.
My heart absolutely beating out of my chest as I send the most mildly confrontational message that’s ever been written
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) February 22, 2022
5. For real!
Let’s get some drama!
Why are all podcasts “two best friends” I want a podcast that’s Two sworn enemies. Just two bitches that absolutely hate each other
— manic pixie cheese curd, MPH (@tildawhirl) February 23, 2022
6. Look at these two.
Gonna be quite a party!
“you can go to the party, but you have to take your little sister with you” pic.twitter.com/PDqacX0yBk
— ✨Maddy Morphosis✨ (@MaddyMorphosis) February 27, 2022
7. Close, but no…
You have some catching up to do.
i thought the g-spot was that movie wit them guinea pigs yo wtf
— T ? (@CodeineFridge) February 27, 2022
8. Look at you!
my flex is that is that i made a normal snap username in 7th grade.
— too tall (@GookinClaire) February 26, 2022
9. This is true.
cursing all day at school and then turning it off when we got home was a real skill
— Brian ? (@briantheruller) February 25, 2022
10. Careful with that thing!
You don’t want to get hurt, do you?
knuckle sandwich pic.twitter.com/86fk67URKR
— jea (@420insidejob) February 25, 2022
11. Might be a long night.
Don’t freak out!
— irene (@writtenbyirene) February 26, 2022
12. You know it!
See, it’s a good thing!
hookup culture actually helps a lot of people clean their bedrooms
— damien (@damienkronfeld) February 23, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Well, don’t keep them to yourself!
Share them with us in the comments! Thanks!