I think I know you pretty well and I have a solid handle on what kind of stuff you like as far as tweets are concerned…
And these really hit the spot, amigos!
So go ahead and enjoy yourself and have some laughs!
1. Well, that’s weird.
i’m at the lidl
i’m at the 11th century archaeological dig site
i’m at the combination lidl / 11th century archaeological dig site pic.twitter.com/m7sLqzGry3
— molly carroll (@mollygos) February 19, 2022
2. Honesty is the best policy.
Or something like that…
Well shit he got me there ?? pic.twitter.com/RRGOPUNEZ2
— Aerachgobragh (@aerachgobragh) February 19, 2022
3. Thrown right into the mix.
Always a weird feeling.
being new at a job feels like being a new character on season 5 of a show
— T ? (@CodeineFridge) February 18, 2022
4. I like the window.
But that’s just me…
Creased at how pleased this pasta brand are with themselves for getting rid of the little window where you can look at the pasta pic.twitter.com/7rOztxDZuT
— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) February 18, 2022
5. I can’t wait to see it!
It’s gonna be epic!
Hollywood be like: “How did Old MacDonald get that farm anyway?”
Coming soon, YOUNG MACDONALD
— Sam Stefanak (@SamStefanak) February 18, 2022
6. Seems like a keeper!
Good luck to you!
— music struggles (@musicstruggles1) February 18, 2022
7. Me, too!
It’s actually the ONLY thing I believe in.
i believe in annoyed at first sight
— ًcortez (@cxrtezwrld) February 19, 2022
8. I think you need a new chair.
I’m actually the president of the company. pic.twitter.com/a5KlecK4F4
— translated cats (@TranslatedCats) February 19, 2022
9. Let’s hope not!
You said it!
my ex said “you never gon find somebody like me” mf that’s the plan
— Brian ? (@briantheruller) February 19, 2022
10. It looks delicious.
I don’t blame you one bit.
got high last night and screen shotted a sandwich to “remember it” pic.twitter.com/da6xwh1RcW
— dan the rock yang (@realDANYANG) February 19, 2022
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Please and thank you!