Listen, I know what you’re going through: you just got into another spat with your significant other and you feel like really letting them know how you feel…
But let me give you some advice: just blow it off and laugh about it!
Instead of letting the situation escalate and explode, come visit us as much as you need to and we’ll make you laugh with funny tweets about livin’ that relationship life!
And we have a totally solid collection for you to look at today, friends.
So go lock yourself in a closet somewhere away from your partner and have some laughs!
Hey, you’re welcome…
1. The remote wars continue…
There’s really no escaping it once you’re married.
ENGAGED: Netflix & Chill
MARRIED: Netflix & WHERE IS THE REMOTE? ARE YOU SITTING ON THE REMOTE? GET UP.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 25, 2021
2. Sounds like a perfect marriage to me.
People, pay attention to this one.
My husband and I usually spend Friday nights in bed eating pizza and criticizing other couples on television.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) January 8, 2021
3. What size am I, again?
That’s a little humiliating…
I think I'm independent until I have to text my wife because I forget what size jeans I wear.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) January 4, 2021
4. How does this whole thing work?
You either are a morning person or you’re not.
My husband keeps trying to talk to me before 8am and I don’t understand how morning people survive into adulthood
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) January 24, 2021
5. Hahaha. This is good.
Don’t you think this looks pretty familiar?
Dating – Every Kiss begins with Kay.
Marriage – Every conversation ends with K.
— SlappNuttz🦍🐷 (@SlappNuttz) January 24, 2021
6. That sounds awesome!
Yes, dear…Yes, dear…Yes, dear…
Not to brag but I’ve been married so long I no longer have to even pretend I’m listening.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) January 10, 2021
7. That was a rude awakening.
I was planning on sleeping in today…
My wife shook me awake at 7am on a Sunday “because it’s not raining, and we have a lot to do today”
Holy shit, I married my father
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 24, 2021
8. That’s true love, right there.
Romance is not dead, people!
My husband and I have been married for 27 years and dude still does that thing where when I'm speaking he looks at my face and then my chest. Half the time, I'm like, did I get food on my shirt–nope, just titties.
— Rachel (@RachelNoise) January 22, 2021
9. Your husband and I have a lot in common.
Do you think it’s a little bit warm in here?
I wish I loved anything as much as my husband loves turning down the thermostat.
— 🎭ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ🎭 (@3sunzzz) January 24, 2021
10. And around and around it goes.
Isn’t this great?!?!
“I’m mad that you’re mad that I’m mad.”
~marriage
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) January 23, 2021
11. You had a good run.
But he obviously made a fatal error.
My husband just shushed me. He will be missed.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) January 21, 2021
12. You would have been gone a long time ago.
She sounds like a very patient woman…
It’s a good thing my wife doesn’t have a zero tolerance policy.
— Boyd's Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) January 18, 2021
Now we’d like to hear from you.
In the comments, tell us how everything is going in your relationship during these crazy times we’re living in.
Please and thank you!