Tell me if you’ve had this experience before: you’re at the bookstore, you’re casually browsing the shelves, and a title catches your eye because it just seems downright filthy.
Startled, you grab the book to closely examine it and discover that it’s actually a totally harmless book about gardening or something like that.
Do you know what I’m talking about?
I bet you do, because these kinds of books are everywhere!
Here are some perfect examples of what I’m rambling on and on about.
1. I had no idea!
That’s a lot of…well, you know…
2. Take it all off!
Oh, wait a second…
3. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Do you own this book?
4. What did you just call my dog?
That was inappropriate.
5. I see what you did there.
I should have known Christopher Hitchens wrote this.
6. Seems a little inappropriate.
What do you think?
7. I can’t wait!
Who’s hungry?
8. So what now?
Here’s the plan…
9. A very sad story.
Oh, wait a second…
10. This is some kinky s**t.
No, do it this way, Tommy.
11. It’s about time!
This sounds scandalous.
12. Oh my…
I’m excited for this one!
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