Tell me if you’ve had this experience before: you’re at the bookstore, you’re casually browsing the shelves, and a title catches your eye because it just seems downright filthy.

Startled, you grab the book to closely examine it and discover that it’s actually a totally harmless book about gardening or something like that.

Do you know what I’m talking about?

I bet you do, because these kinds of books are everywhere!

Here are some perfect examples of what I’m rambling on and on about.

1. I had no idea!

That’s a lot of…well, you know…

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2. Take it all off!

Oh, wait a second…

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3. Can’t stop, won’t stop.

Do you own this book?

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4. What did you just call my dog?

That was inappropriate.

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5. I see what you did there.

I should have known Christopher Hitchens wrote this.

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6. Seems a little inappropriate.

What do you think?

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7. I can’t wait!

Who’s hungry?

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8. So what now?

Here’s the plan…

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9. A very sad story.

Oh, wait a second…

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10. This is some kinky s**t.

No, do it this way, Tommy.

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11. It’s about time!

This sounds scandalous.

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12. Oh my…

I’m excited for this one!

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