Don’t even try to tell me that you’ve never sat around and wondered just what exactly your dog was thinking about…
I know I definitely have before!
And, since we haven’t trained dogs to talk yet, we need to rely on the “Thoughts of Dog” Twitter account to help us what’s going on inside those canine brains.
Are you ready to get deep and go on a fantastic voyage of discovery? So am I! Let’s do it now!
1. Time to create some chaos.
You knew this was coming!
i feel chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 28, 2020
2. What the hell happened?
Why am I not getting the attention I need?
the day is nearly done. and i have not received. anywhere near. the level of attention i deserve
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 22, 2020
3. Just take your time…
Even though your owner will be annoyed.
the human is in a rush to leave. and needs me to use the bathroom. as quick as i can. but i have not trained for this. and historically. i do not perform well under pressure
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 20, 2020
4. I think he’s talking about his toy.
And yes, it needs a bath.
apparently. my stuffed fren sebastian smells bad. so he will be spending the night in the spinny bath. which means the human and i. will be spending the night. next to the spinny bath. so nobody is alone
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 29, 2020
5. You just threw it all away.
Why did you do that?!?!
i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 15, 2020
6. Let’s go down the list.
It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?
i made a list. of reasons you should hang out with me today
4. i am fun
c. i am soft
2. i will listen. to your silly human problems
8. you can pick the snacks
a. i love you
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) September 7, 2020
7. Inside or outside?
There’s more to it than that…
the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 31, 2020
8. It’s your time to shine.
This is not a drill!
the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 20, 2020
9. He’s your best pal!
But not all dogs think this way…
i actually look forward to seeing the mailman. because a long time ago. they brought me my stuffed fren sebastian. and i could never thank them enough for doing that
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 14, 2020
10. This is what I’ll be doing.
Awwwwww. That’s cute.
i made a list. of all the things i do. when you’re not home
1. wait for you to get back
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 6, 2020
11. It’s gonna be a great day!
And we hope you get all the attention you need.
gooooob morning. i can already tell. i am going to need a lot of attention today
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) August 4, 2020
12. Let me introduce myself.
Just don’t eat it!
a ladybug has entered the household. and i. am on my way to introduce myself
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) July 27, 2020
Do you have any dogs?
Big dogs? Little dogs? Fluffy dogs? short-haired dogs?
If the answer is YES, please share some photos of them in the comments and introduce us to them.
And tell us a little bit about them, as well!
Thanks a lot!