We all want to be happy, right?

No doubt about it, friends!

And we’re not trying to toot our own horn or anything, but we think we’ve come up with a pretty darn impressive collection of tweets that are going to make you H-A-P-P-Y.

So let’s get on with the happiness, okay?

Get started now, amigos!

1. From horror show to twinkling lights.

Then what happens after December 25?

2. Does this sound like something you do?

It sure does for me!

3. Sounds like you need to talk to someone.

Or you at least need a huge hug.

4. Who’s ready to move into our new, beautiful house?!?!

This is not going to end well…but you already know that.

5. Excuse me, do I know you?

This is pretty epic.

6. I didn’t mean to say that.

So don’t take it the wrong way, okay?

7. You’re telling me!

The list is getting smaller and smaller by the day.

8. Let’s all just be quiet for a whole month, okay?

This sounds like paradise to me.

9. You better believe it!

I don’t understand people who don’t let their animals on the couch with them. Who are you supposed to snuggle with?

10. I was thinking the same thing.

Anyone care to chime in on this?

11. This is a pretty good costume.

Too bad you had to be upside down all night.

12. I like this kid’s style!

Keep an eye on this one.

Were those tweets great, or what?

And now it’s your turn!

Share some more funny tweets with us in the comments. Thanks!