Howdy there, partner!
Are you ready to have some hootin’ tootin’ laughs?!?!
Yes, that was cowboy speak…I’m trying out something new, okay?
Anyway, back to the reason we’re here today. We have a collection of tweets that we’re positive will make you laugh.
HYSTERICALLY.
How does that sound?
We thought you’d be into it! Let’s go!
1. Looks like he has a lot of energy.
Off! Down! Heel! Oh, boy…
https://twitter.com/clsdapp/status/1444765642041827332
2. Seriously, people won’t stop harassing me about it.
Is it any good? I’ll get to it at some point…
https://twitter.com/chiefteefsosa/status/1443977858209259554
3. Feeling a little bit lonely up there?
It’s been years…
https://twitter.com/cowboij/status/1285630370298429442
4. Those things sure are weird, huh?
Not that there’s anything wrong with it…
[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) October 5, 2021
5. You better believe it!
I always had a feeling that’s where it ended…
The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters pic.twitter.com/JOzU2ntp9k
— simonan (@simonan) October 4, 2021
6. Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.
You just gotta ride it out…
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death— Midge (@mxmclain) October 5, 2021
7. I love it! Not sure if she does, though…
You okay in that thing?
everyone look at the Halloween costume my sister got for her cat pic.twitter.com/YTcOrrm0sc
— india (@indiasmess) October 3, 2021
8. Yeah! You got this!
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I’m lovin’ it!
Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔 pic.twitter.com/Or9xKclgg4
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) September 24, 2021
9. They had no idea…
Will this case ever REALLY get solved?
The Zodiac Killer watching Netflix documentaries about himself in 2016 pic.twitter.com/69KRWO2TKf
— Hail (@haileykrispy) October 6, 2021
10. They were really going all out.
Do you think it ever worked?
how horny were dudes in the 50s they were putting their jackets over puddles instead of just asking women to step slightly to the left
— prance (@bocxtop) October 2, 2021
11. You gonna eat that?
This is always a tense moment?
https://twitter.com/CheArberry/status/1446185228423372801
12. This happens pretty much every single time.
And if it’s spaghetti sauce? Forget about it.
Me eating:
My white shirt: let me taste it.
— Deejay Combs (@DeejayCombs) September 26, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
We also like memes, photos, and jokes, too!
Thanks a million, dear friends!