Coming up with something funny to say on a sign outside a bar is like an art form.
The ultimate goal is to get customers to walk inside and wet their whistles and you know these places have a lot of competition, so their zingers better be good.
I was just in Chicago last week and let me tell you, the people writing the sidewalk signs there were ON POINT.
Here are some good bar signs that we think you’ll get a kick out of. Take a look.
1. Now that is COLD.
Be careful, you don’t want to get frostbite!
— Robyn Vanpee (@robsmopolitan) July 27, 2019
2. Oh great, there’s LSD in one of the bottles!
Well, at least it will be an adventure!
— RayZr ♡ (@elrayZ) June 16, 2018
3. They’re not wrong about this one.
It might even be the solution you’ve been looking for…
— Uncle Walt's Bloody Mary Mix (@waltsbloodymary) April 18, 2018
4. You’re right, adulting is hard.
No doubt about that!
— Conemaugh PNA (@conemaugh_pna) May 18, 2018
5. I like this little motto!
Never heard that one before!
— Full Throttle Adrenaline Park (@GoFullThrottle) August 12, 2020
6. Can I please live here?
No, you have to go home once in a while. Sorry…
— Conemaugh PNA (@conemaugh_pna) April 20, 2018
7. The Bieber rage out there is real.
Don’t mess with these people!
— TuscanDreams (@Tuscandreams) March 26, 2018
8. I see what you did there!
Totally inappropriate…and hilarious!
— Barfly (@barflysms) February 1, 2014
9. Avoid real life at all costs!
It’s just not worth it!
— FASTSIGNS of Boca (@FASTSIGNSBoca) February 4, 2019
10. The only 3 Bs you’ll ever need.
But how do you rank them…?
— TouchTunes (@TouchTunes) November 2, 2019
11. Vino is life for some…
Are you one of them?
— TouchTunes (@TouchTunes) September 20, 2019
12. Let us all take a moment to remember 2020…
Now get out there and have some fun!
— MacCocktail (@MacCocktail) October 4, 2020
Have you seen any funny bar signs on the street lately that made you want to stop in and have a cold one?
Share some pics with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!