Parents…you are doing God’s work…
And by that, I’m talking about raising those little monsters that will shape the future of humanity…so keep up the good work.
And have some laughs at these tweets!
1. The truth hurts.
Didn’t see that coming.
When I told my daughter she’s not allowed a bf until she’s 30, and she goes “But you had me when you were 16?” ??
— Moses Filipo (@mr_raccum) April 5, 2022
2. She has no idea.
If she only knew…
My daughter told me not to watch Euphoria because it’s about “high school but full of drugs and partying and penises”, and the fact she thinks I know nothing about that must mean I’m nailing this parenting thing.
— Zippy the Cumtweeter (@OfHella) April 8, 2022
3. A different way to look at it.
Hey, that’s kind of cute! Kind of…
My daughter just told me she peed in the potty, then flushed it, “So the pee could be with its family” and now I will never see peeing the same way again.
— Dan Hernandez (@CubanMissileDH) April 8, 2022
4. She’s right.
Words to live by.
As my 6 year old daughter told me tonight, even a long travel day is a good day if it ends with a full bowl of ice cream.
Good night moon.
— Brian Wallach (@bsw5020) April 4, 2022
5. She’s evil!
You’re in for it.
I told my daughter if she didn’t clean up her play dough then I was going to throw it away. She looked me dead in the eyes and said “Good. Throw it away. I’ll go get the garbage can for you” ???? send help.
— Taylor Kelly (@t_kells_) April 15, 2022
6. Yeah, pretty much.
Being a parent is basically chauffeuring your kids around to party’s while your social life is non existent
— Sophie (@sophiel2405) April 11, 2022
7. This is not good…
Where did you go wrong?
The very best part of being a parent is giving your children all your unconditional love and support…
To be told, “You cut my toast wrong, get out!!”
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad ?? ☕ (@CafeinatedBacon) April 9, 2022
8. Not gonna happen!
I started playing music and my son said “absolutely not” and casually grabbed his headphones ?
— Award Winning Actress (@itsashcristine) April 14, 2022
9. Oh, really?
If we make it that far…
My son just said, “You know the iPhone 20 is only 7 years away.”
I don’t even know how to respond to that.
— Stephen Robles (@stephenrobles) April 15, 2022
10. Thanks, kid.
That was beautiful!
My son said my cleavage looks like butt cheeks. Accurate son.
— WOMAN NFT (@WomanNFT) April 14, 2022
11. What is this BS?
I was promised breakfast!
Soo my son said dad I made breakfast I walk in the fuckin kitchen and see this bullshit lmfao ? super jelly sandwich lmfao ? pic.twitter.com/644kXXQYNk
— BLOCKA2x??? (@Blocka2x1) April 14, 2022
12. Smart kid.
Raising him right!
my son is watching a youtube video the guy is like can you guess what the ingredients to a crabbie patty are?? and my son said CRAB BITCH
— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) April 14, 2022
How are your kiddos treating you?
Give us an update in the comments.
We look forward to it!