Eating out should be a treat, right? And a lot of times, it is – but if you’re going to choose the buffet route, well, get ready for some corners to be cut.

Anybody up for some clean cheese?

What’s clean cheese?

Oh, you’ll see.

You’ll see.

1. I’d rather have the dirty cheese.

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2. Ahhh, there’s the dirty cheese!

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3. For maximum flavor

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4. Looks like it belongs in a marsh.

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5. I love me some nutguts.

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6. They suffered and now we’ll suffer.

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7. Just like mom used to make!

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8. “PIZZA”

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9. Looks like they’re not that organized.

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10. This one is a minefield. Moving on…

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11. Okay, now they’re not even trying.

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12. I’d try it.

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